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Source: eschwann
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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Source: sporksundwaffles
And you’re just sitting there like:
“Uhhhh should I be afraid?”
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Source: shutyourface09
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me beep me if you wanna reach me
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Source: soundcloud.com
#Booze #Poetry: If #vodka was water, and I was a duck, I’de swim to the bottom and never come up. But vodka’s not water, and I’m not a duck. So slide me a bottle, and shut the fuck up. #Alcohol #Addict
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